Go ahead and pour this box of smelly bugs on the pile of skeletons in the marsh. I simply can't do it because... um, because I'm allergic! That's right, I'm allergic to werewolves. Also to gross smelly bugs and scary piles of bones.
The smell should spread throughout the vents and drive out the wolf leader, Brydi. That'll be your chance to kill him!
I'd love to see the look on wolf leader Brydi's face when that stench hits his nose. It's going to be hilarious! He's going to be so mad! Ronald let out a belly laugh.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to joke about the situation. Ronald fixed a serious look on his face, but then burst out laughing again. Sorry, it's just that he's going to be so angry! I wish we could get it on tape... we'd get a million hits on youtube. Can you imagine - 'Angry Werewolf Smells Bug Farts.'