All these clues add up to one thing: the Magic Pill was created by a 'Fairy' a long time ago.
According to legend, this fairy was orphaned at a young age, prompting her to play pranks on Mother's and Father's Day.
This fairy has strong magic powers and isn't easily found, but her location is on this map. You'll have to burn the map to absorb the magic I've enchanted it with.
Please go - defeat the fairy!