You! Hold it right there! That's right! I'm talking to you!
(You suddenly find yourself accosted by a stranger.)
You've won the lottery, haven't you? Don't try to deny it, you smug duck! Gah! Why can't I ever win?!
Who am I? Why, I'm Little Kaye, Sprite Messenger of legendary renown! Psh! Don't tell me you've never heard of me!
Hurmf! A nobody like you probably only knows other nobodies! Well, it must be your lucky day, because I'm about to grant you the honor of helping me out with something.
While reading up on how to change a person's luck, I found something that looked promising. Each new year, Prosperous Jelly Rabbits make a rare appearance in Moonlight Forest. According to legend, one needs only to shake the hand of their conqueror to improve their luck. Therefore, I need you to clobber 5 of those Prosperous Jelly Rabbits and then shake my hand.
Don't believe I have bad luck, huh? How else